Teasing Bluejay? (Or, When Gibbslap Can't Make A Good Title)

Well, so instead of uploading the rest of my PC collection, I just now finished Mockingjay.  Wow ... I have no idea how they're going to make a movie out of this ... this is from Scholastic Press?  Don't they make kids' books?  This was terrifying in spots, one of the darkest books I've ever read ... I'm trying to not spoil anything, just be aware that the series starts dark and just keeps spiraling deeper.  Epic moments near the end though.  This is one of those books that I'm not sure if I should feel guilty about enjoying ... and I'm probably going to hell for this reference, but...

This is Gibbslap, and may the odds be ever in your favor.